I don't feel very productive today

I'm sick and don't want to do anything, but I have to do something otherwise I'll go mad. So I've been rewatching the IT Crowd and I love it so much, I especially love all of Moss' lines, eg. Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk

You're my wife, Roy, you're my wife! We should be married to ladies, but we're not, we're married to each other!

I've got a gun! I've got a ruddy gun!

Jen: Dungeons and Dragons? Is that some sort of sex thing?
Moss: Far from it, Jen!

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I love him so much.