1. If you have the option, always steal a cop car
2. Wave your firearms around often and always
3. Talk loudly about bacon and possible drug dealings
4. Crash into cars aaaallll the time
5. Also crash into cop cars, it takes them ages to do a U-turn anyway
6. Drive in reverse
7. Drive through the park
8. Keep the same clothes and car after you've been profiled by the police
9. Run people down as often as possible (especially when the coppers are around)
10. Drive in a "disorderly fashion"
11. Get the police to think you're so dangerous that they've "gotta take 'im down"
12. Resist arrest
13. Stop wearing hats
14. Wail on pedestrians at every possible opportunity
15. Don't die, that makes it very difficult to not lay low
What's the deal with all the dirty magazines, like, everywhere? I don't see the point of them, other than me yelling "Wooh!" whenever they come on screen...Is that just me?
I like how the main guy's bed is two singles pushed together, very classy.
I suggest all Mafia II players should change their licence plates to "MO-FOX"* It's what all the cool kids are doing
*"MO-FOX" has no real meaning other than the X is right before the nothing space and foxes are cool.
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