I hate hats

I hate those little hats that girls wear that look stupid and fedoras that guys wear, also girls wearing fedoras more so. I only like big floppy hats. All other hats serve no purpose and have no individuality at all.

These are the kinds of hats girls wear that are ridiculous. That baby looks adorable, but I still hate them!

Dear people that wear those hats,
Stop it.

Sincerely,
Ellie Self
Wearer of big floppy hats and co.