Bitches! How could you end it there?

True Blood, you constantly torment me! Why do you enjoy my pain so much?

I have finally watched the most recent episode of True Blood (S04E05), just in time for the next episode to come out in a few days, wooh, and it's driving me crazy. They always do this. Damn you, Alan Ball! Every single episode, a crazy cliff hanger at the end of every single episode, leaving me unable to think of anything else for days after it, waiting in trepidation for the next episode, I love it, but I hate it also.

You clever bastards.

You’re as bad as Apple, I can’t even imagine having another phone or laptop now, with everything being different to how PCs work, I constantly try to scroll down with two fingers on the trackpad on my school laptop.

I love you...





I know I've been talking about TV a lot lately, but I'm sick and that's pretty much all I can do, but I appear to be recovering, so we'll get back to your not so regularly scheduled weirdness shortly. Next up is a Lush haul and some reviews!

Boyfriend watched True Blood, dear God

So Boyfriend watched True Blood and now he's texting me about it. I'm scared. He's starting to realise how insane I really am.

This is the kind of creepy stuff that goes on in the True Blood world

That is all.

Shoot him in the leg! In the leg!

Fringe people! What are you doing? Saying "Freeze, I've got a gun." has not been working for you very well so far. Shoot them in the leg.

Seriously? You're usually chasing serial killers or evil scientists, it's really freaking important that they don't get away. Shoot them! Try to avoid killing them, but do something! Maybe start bringing a taser with you? One of those long range ones, then no on has to be shot pre-emptively, but the killer doesn't get to run off and continue killing people.

That is my tip for Fringe people, mostly Olivia, but other people too.

Shoot them!


Not that I'm pro gun, but this is a TV show that involves supernatural material, multiple universes and many, many serial killers that are surprisingly quick on their feet.

So and so commented on a photo of you

Instant reaction: Oh dear Lord.

Is this the reaction of normal people? I wouldn't know.

Year 11 camp was last week and many the unflattering photos were taken. It makes me slightly horrified whenever I get any email from Facebook. Good God, what have people said?
And the last fifteen or so emails I've gotten from Facebook have been about a picture of a piece of paper that I was tagged in...so I keep getting all nervy as the page loads and then realising that I have nothing to fear.
Why are people so interested in a piece of paper?!


I'm watching Fringe, it's a bit of a terrifying show. Every few minutes I have to click on something else, just to cover up the image of someone being cut open or injected with something. Why so many needles, Fringe?
Why do you insist on terrorising me!?

Stop it, Fringe. This isn't even nearly the worst, just cords and sticky pads. I just accidentally saw them take out someone's eye because I wasn't fast enough. I mean literally, scoop out someones eye.
Sorry, I'm sure that was a horrible mental image.

Why do you lie to me!

Damn you, Sidereel! All I want to do is watch True Blood and squiii at Eric and think people are insane if they think that the town's folk won't notice that there are witches running around, yet they never notice, and admire Sookie's pretty dresses, but complete idiocy for even considering Bill, seriously, Sookie, seriously? He tried to kill you.

Why do you deny me, oh Sidereel?! Those links are not "working". You get my hopes up and then thrash them with your ad.fly. Megavideo, where are you when I need you?

I don't know what he's doing here...

I miss Pam! I haven't seen her in over a week.

Once again sick

Ahhhhh, I'm sick and it's horrible.

But it's okay because I borrowed Fringe from my friend, Meg! So I will be watching Fringe non-stop for the next twelve hours. Excited.

Also, I have fruit scones and my love for fruit scones is an undying passion that can not be swayed. So I will be eating scones for my next five or so meals as well.

And even better, I have drugs! So many drugs, all the drugs I could want. That would be legal drugs, of course. We're talking Codral and Panadol.

So I'm gonna go and continue coughing and spluttering around the house, feeling sorry for myself and such.

Apologies to my few readers for the lack of blogging. I might do some artsy stuff and if so I'll post it here.

Oh my God, Fiona Shaw

Oh my God, Aunt Petunia and Marnie! Oh my God. Just watched True Blood yesterday and now I'm watching Harry Potter (Philosopher's Stone) and at the bit where Petunia's all mad about the Potters "blowing themselves up" and I'm like "THAT'S FREAKING MARNIE, THE WITCH!! AASFHGFG!" Freaking out so hard right now, can't believe I didn't notice. Oh ma GAWD, you guys! This is insane! The transformation is awesome.

I think this is where they look the most alike.

How much Viagra do you have to buy to get a Viagra clock?

*shudder* I'm staying at my grandparents house in England and they have a Viagra clock in their kitchen, creeps me out a bit.

Other than that, everything is lovely (as old people often are).

Me and my granny baked a cake yesterday, twas deliciouso.

I am secretly planning ways to become my granny's favourite granddaughter. So far, everything is as planned.

So there's an update on my travels, pictures/doodles will come soon.


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