Is it weird that whenever I enter a dark room or go around a dark corner I think about whatever I'm holding and how I could use it as a weapon?

Because I do that.

All the time.

My weapon of choice would be MacBook. With it's stainless steel outer shell, it would be perfect for hitting someone over the head with.

Readers, what's your weapon of choice? I know you won't comment, but think about it. What would you do?

No. Never mind, don't think about it. I do enough thinking about it for everyone anyways.

You know what else is a good weapon? A belt.
God, I've been watching too much Supernatural lately.