And it's a little sad because I've seen freaking movies that were scarier than this dream, but seriously my heart was beating so freaking fast and hard, I .Thought. I. Was. Going. To. Die. Fo' reals, guys. I could hear it in my ears and freakin' feel it, like it was going to literally jump out of my chest.
I guess I'll tell you about it, since it's shown me that my heart can actually beat that fast and I'm pretty sure most of the blood in my brain went to my heart because now I have a migraine...great.
It was pretty ridiculous.
So, James (Yeah...that's right, from flippin' Twilight) broke into my house and tried to kill me. And Eddie was there too, why didn't he save me!? What is wrong with you Eddie?!
Anyway, I didn't die (somehow) and when I woke up I was thoroughly freaked out. Again, thought. I. Was. Going. To. DIE.
I think there must be something wrong with me, I've been having a lot of really freaky dreams lately...hmmm...
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
Talking with a fake accent
Sometimes when people ask me a stupid question I answer them with a fake accent.
Proud to be an Aussie (sort of)
I'm quite fond of the Stereotypical Australian, Scary Gangsta and of course, the English Guy. It seems like all of my accents are men's accents...maybe men are just funnier to imitate.
Let me give you some pointers for maximum hilarity
Stereotypical Australian
This one is especially hilarious to Australians, we're talking knee-slapping-funny here. I have slapped my fair share of knees at this accent.
1. Slur your words a bit
2. Talk somewhat faster than usual
3. You have to have a sort of...bite to your words, when you say "G'day mate!" the "mate" part should be faster than the rest and louder.
4. Paint your whole face with Zink.
5.Apostrophes man, use apostrophes and your golden (Use words like "Golden").
6. Use bad grammar. And talk as if you were several people. eg. "Chuck us 'nother shrimp on the barbie" ...mate.
Scary Gangsta Goes without saying, really.
1. Deeper voice
2. Say "bro" a lot
3. Slang
English Guy
1. Make less sense "a spot of tea" (what constitutes a "spot"?)
2. Talk about scones.
3. Call people "Love"
4. Creepy smile and click your tongue, don't know...that just seems...british.
Anywho! I'm tired (Gonna go hit the ol' dusty trail) You see what I did there? Yeah? Yeah?
Proud to be an Aussie (sort of)
I'm quite fond of the Stereotypical Australian, Scary Gangsta and of course, the English Guy. It seems like all of my accents are men's accents...maybe men are just funnier to imitate.
Let me give you some pointers for maximum hilarity
Stereotypical Australian
This one is especially hilarious to Australians, we're talking knee-slapping-funny here. I have slapped my fair share of knees at this accent.
1. Slur your words a bit
2. Talk somewhat faster than usual
3. You have to have a sort of...bite to your words, when you say "G'day mate!" the "mate" part should be faster than the rest and louder.
4. Paint your whole face with Zink.
5.Apostrophes man, use apostrophes and your golden (Use words like "Golden").
6. Use bad grammar. And talk as if you were several people. eg. "Chuck us 'nother shrimp on the barbie" ...mate.
Scary Gangsta Goes without saying, really.
1. Deeper voice
2. Say "bro" a lot
3. Slang
English Guy
1. Make less sense "a spot of tea" (what constitutes a "spot"?)
2. Talk about scones.
3. Call people "Love"
4. Creepy smile and click your tongue, don't know...that just seems...british.
Anywho! I'm tired (Gonna go hit the ol' dusty trail) You see what I did there? Yeah? Yeah?
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Update on Lemony Flutter!
Guys! I have to tell you, this stuff is a literal, real life, modern day, freakin' miracle. I swear to the god I don't believe in, freakin' miracle.
Here are just a few of the situations that Lemony Flutter has saved me.
Blisters. Walking all day in uncomfortable shoes. Slap some of that yellow stuff on their, a pair of socks before bed and in the morning my blisters had improved so. freakin'. much. Holy McJesus, I am in love.
Burns. About 10 minutes ago, I burned myself (accidental, of course) on a hot oven tray thing. Cold water, then some Lemony Flutter, ice, and that sucker is soooo much better now. It's about half the size and a whole lot less painful.
Note: This is compared to what I usually do: cold water and ice. That doesn't even compare to the lemony flutter goodness.
...That's about it, other than the stuff I listed in my previous post
| | | (down there!)
V V V
But I'd say healing blisters, burns and all that other stuff is good enough to be classified as a miracle.
Don't agree with me? Perhaps comment, maybe?
Here are just a few of the situations that Lemony Flutter has saved me.
Blisters. Walking all day in uncomfortable shoes. Slap some of that yellow stuff on their, a pair of socks before bed and in the morning my blisters had improved so. freakin'. much. Holy McJesus, I am in love.
Burns. About 10 minutes ago, I burned myself (accidental, of course) on a hot oven tray thing. Cold water, then some Lemony Flutter, ice, and that sucker is soooo much better now. It's about half the size and a whole lot less painful.
Note: This is compared to what I usually do: cold water and ice. That doesn't even compare to the lemony flutter goodness.
...That's about it, other than the stuff I listed in my previous post
| | | (down there!)
V V V
But I'd say healing blisters, burns and all that other stuff is good enough to be classified as a miracle.
Don't agree with me? Perhaps comment, maybe?
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Ooh I went to Lush (again)
Yes, that's right, I went to lush, again. The people now officially know me. You have no idea how exciting that is for me. I was pretty much squeeling like a little girl when the sales lady called me a "Lushie".
So, I bought Lemony Flutter and Retread conditioner.
First of all, ahhh! Retread! I've been waiting all week for them to get more in stock so I can try it! I'm so excited!
Okay, I'll quiet down now and get to the reviews now...
Lemony Flutter
Two words: Freakin. Awesome.
More words: I love it, makes my dry hands lovely and soft. It has heaps of uses, I shall list
1. hand cream (doi)
2. hair pomade (I wouldn't have thought of that, but it works surprisingly well)
3. lip balm? Apparently it doesn't taste that bad. That's always reassuring.
4. all over cream/balm for dry or rough skin
5. Like that stick thing by Bandaid for when you wear shoes that rub, I can't remember what it's called, something like Blister stick. Well, it works for preventing blisters.
6. eczema treatment
Look at that! And only for $15.95 (Australian moneys)
It smells really good too, but if you're not into lemon, it's definitely not for you.
It's pretty oily after you put it on (good for my dry skin) so don't put too much on, a little goes a long way.
I soo recommend this.
Retread
Also love it! Soooo good for my dry hair. Makes it super soft and allover lovely.
Smells good, like Go Green body spray. Some people don't like it, but I love it!
I don't like the tub, though. You really don't want to get any water into any Lush products, since they don't have any preservatives the water can get bacteria in there. And it's especially hard when I have to reach out of the shower to dry my hands unscrew the lid, scoop out some conditioner and screw the lid back on with one hand. It's still awesome, anyway.
Well, I'm gonna go sleep.
Laterz my fellow Lushies.
So, I bought Lemony Flutter and Retread conditioner.
First of all, ahhh! Retread! I've been waiting all week for them to get more in stock so I can try it! I'm so excited!
Okay, I'll quiet down now and get to the reviews now...
Two words: Freakin. Awesome.
More words: I love it, makes my dry hands lovely and soft. It has heaps of uses, I shall list
1. hand cream (doi)
2. hair pomade (I wouldn't have thought of that, but it works surprisingly well)
3. lip balm? Apparently it doesn't taste that bad. That's always reassuring.
4. all over cream/balm for dry or rough skin
5. Like that stick thing by Bandaid for when you wear shoes that rub, I can't remember what it's called, something like Blister stick. Well, it works for preventing blisters.
6. eczema treatment
Look at that! And only for $15.95 (Australian moneys)
It smells really good too, but if you're not into lemon, it's definitely not for you.
It's pretty oily after you put it on (good for my dry skin) so don't put too much on, a little goes a long way.
I soo recommend this.
Also love it! Soooo good for my dry hair. Makes it super soft and allover lovely.
Smells good, like Go Green body spray. Some people don't like it, but I love it!
I don't like the tub, though. You really don't want to get any water into any Lush products, since they don't have any preservatives the water can get bacteria in there. And it's especially hard when I have to reach out of the shower to dry my hands unscrew the lid, scoop out some conditioner and screw the lid back on with one hand. It's still awesome, anyway.
Well, I'm gonna go sleep.
Laterz my fellow Lushies.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Bear Grylls, I love you, but seriously, what is wrong with you?
I love Bear Grylls, even if he is a crazy guy who eats bugs.
But sometimes...he doesn't. Make. Any. Sense.
He tells you about how dangerous this snake he just found is. So he pokes it with a stick. Totally logical, I'm definitely seeing the thinking that's going into this, Bear.
He does really gross things and doesn't get even a little grossed out.
*cough cough* inside out sheep sleeping bag *cough!* Yeah, it's exactly what you're thinking, and it's gross.
He manages to get shirtless in every episode, even when it's flippin' snowing. I really don't get his logic, but I would never think of all those survival things, like eating caterpillars wouldn't have crossed my mind, I would have gone for something bigger...like a bear
He seems to hardly drink anything, yet he eats heaps of weird things.
I'm always thinking whenever I watch Man vs Wild 'How are the camera crew getting across?' Where do they sleep? He only ever makes a one man shelter...
How is he so fit? It seems
But sometimes...he doesn't. Make. Any. Sense.
He tells you about how dangerous this snake he just found is. So he pokes it with a stick. Totally logical, I'm definitely seeing the thinking that's going into this, Bear.
He does really gross things and doesn't get even a little grossed out.
*cough cough* inside out sheep sleeping bag *cough!* Yeah, it's exactly what you're thinking, and it's gross.
He manages to get shirtless in every episode, even when it's flippin' snowing. I really don't get his logic, but I would never think of all those survival things, like eating caterpillars wouldn't have crossed my mind, I would have gone for something bigger...like a bear
He seems to hardly drink anything, yet he eats heaps of weird things.
I'm always thinking whenever I watch Man vs Wild 'How are the camera crew getting across?' Where do they sleep? He only ever makes a one man shelter...
How is he so fit? It seems
Learning Japanese
Hey guys,
For the past...*counts on fingers* 3 and a half years I've been learning Japanese (seems like more...) and I'm still pretty crap, BUT! The government (Yay Kevin!) has payed for all the Japanese students at my school from years 8-10 (I think) to get accounts on Language Perfect. It is the best freakin' website ever.
It's pretty much a repetition game sort of thing, but it also adds in the competition of everyone else in my class to see who can get the most points (You get points by getting words right in the tests...hard to explain). Pretty much, it either says the Japanese word or it shows it on the screen and you type in the English meaning. It works amazingly well.
Here's the link, anyone learning a language should definitely go on. They have Chinese, German, French, Greek, Indonesian, Italian, Latin, Maori, Spanish and Japanese.
http://www.languageperfect.co.nz/info/index.html
さいおなら うち!
Laterz Homies!
...It's actually Goodbye my houses.
For the past...*counts on fingers* 3 and a half years I've been learning Japanese (seems like more...) and I'm still pretty crap, BUT! The government (Yay Kevin!) has payed for all the Japanese students at my school from years 8-10 (I think) to get accounts on Language Perfect. It is the best freakin' website ever.
It's pretty much a repetition game sort of thing, but it also adds in the competition of everyone else in my class to see who can get the most points (You get points by getting words right in the tests...hard to explain). Pretty much, it either says the Japanese word or it shows it on the screen and you type in the English meaning. It works amazingly well.
Here's the link, anyone learning a language should definitely go on. They have Chinese, German, French, Greek, Indonesian, Italian, Latin, Maori, Spanish and Japanese.
http://www.languageperfect.co.nz/info/index.html
さいおなら うち!
Laterz Homies!
...It's actually Goodbye my houses.
Lush! Ah!
So, I went to Lush on Sunday. It was great. I love Lush.
I got two things I haven't tried before: New! shampoo bar and Grass shower gel.
I love them both. Review time!
1. New!
First I have to say, it smells so freakin' good. Cinnamon-y goodness, delicious.
It lathers really nicely, feels smooth...sort of, if that makes sense...
Maybe a little drying, but just a little, more like really cleansing. I have fairly dry hair and usually it feels pretty dry after I use shampoo (hard to run my fingers through it kind of thing) but this felt different, literally "squeaky clean" but not as hard to run my fingers through it.
I bet this doesn't make any sense...Take away the drying part, it makes my hair feel really clean, but it doesn't condition as much as something like Godiva (another Lush shampoo bar), but that would be because it's a shampoo...
I am making no sense today.
Anyway, I like it. I don't like the poofiness that Godiva gives me, so this is good.
I'll probably use this some days and use Cynthia Sylvia Stout on other days.
2. Grass
It smells like grass, really really smells like grass. It smells more like grass than actual grass smells like grass (in a good way). It's sort of like very slightly sweet freshly mowed grass.
I haven't really used it much, because I've been more into citrusy smells lately (Whoosh!), but I still love it.
It lathers pretty well, except you have to use the right kind of shower poof...I got one from the body shop aaaaages ago (I should probably get rid of it) and that thing doesn't lather at all. Even with things that usually lather so nicely! I got a new one recently and it works way better. So, yeah, get a good shower poof...(I'm so strange)
Definitely recommend going into the shop and smelling it, you can even smell it over all the other smells.
Anywho! Enough of my word vomit. I love Grass. I love New. 'Nuff said.
Laterz homies!
I got two things I haven't tried before: New! shampoo bar and Grass shower gel.
I love them both. Review time!
1. New!
First I have to say, it smells so freakin' good. Cinnamon-y goodness, delicious.
It lathers really nicely, feels smooth...sort of, if that makes sense...
Maybe a little drying, but just a little, more like really cleansing. I have fairly dry hair and usually it feels pretty dry after I use shampoo (hard to run my fingers through it kind of thing) but this felt different, literally "squeaky clean" but not as hard to run my fingers through it.
I bet this doesn't make any sense...Take away the drying part, it makes my hair feel really clean, but it doesn't condition as much as something like Godiva (another Lush shampoo bar), but that would be because it's a shampoo...
I am making no sense today.
Anyway, I like it. I don't like the poofiness that Godiva gives me, so this is good.
I'll probably use this some days and use Cynthia Sylvia Stout on other days.
2. Grass
It smells like grass, really really smells like grass. It smells more like grass than actual grass smells like grass (in a good way). It's sort of like very slightly sweet freshly mowed grass.
I haven't really used it much, because I've been more into citrusy smells lately (Whoosh!), but I still love it.
It lathers pretty well, except you have to use the right kind of shower poof...I got one from the body shop aaaaages ago (I should probably get rid of it) and that thing doesn't lather at all. Even with things that usually lather so nicely! I got a new one recently and it works way better. So, yeah, get a good shower poof...(I'm so strange)
Definitely recommend going into the shop and smelling it, you can even smell it over all the other smells.
Anywho! Enough of my word vomit. I love Grass. I love New. 'Nuff said.
Laterz homies!
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