Oh God, what did I just do to myself?!

I just drank two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar in a cup of water. The internet told me it would cure me of my sinusitis (yeah, I'm sick yet again), but half way through drinking this cup of death a thought occurred to me. From my understanding, my stomach is in no way connected with my sinuses. I may have just drunken that horrible concoction for no reason.

Drinking apple cider vinegar, even diluted in water, is the worst thing ever. I'm not sure why, but I didn't expect it to taste quite as bad. Maybe because I saw "apple" and thought, 'hey, I like apples'. Let me tell you, it does not taste like apples. It tastes like it will make me worse than make me better.

I'm worried that apple cider vinegar is supposed to cure the sore throat that can accompany sinusitis, but I don't have a sore throat.

If this doesn't cure me I am going to be so mad.

My art teacher wants me to get a medical certificate because I have a headache today and will be handing in my sculpture tomorrow

Which is completely useless because you would generally get a medical certificate if there was something treatably wrong with you, which my headache is not as it is tension related.

If I went to the doctor, I'd be paying like $40 for a piece of paper that says I have a headache. And none of the symptoms of a headache are visible. It would all be questions that I've already asked/answered myself. Do I have severe pain in my head? Yup. Is it tension related? Yup, got scoliosis all up in this bi-atch. What makes it better? Darkness, heat packs and neck massage - all non-prescribable treatments.

What I really need is to see my osteopath, whom can't give me a medical certificate as he is not a doctor. So infuriating.

AND! Why do you even need a medical certificate? Do you not believe that I have a headache? Do you think a doctor will be better at deciding on whether I have a headache or not?

/rant

I feel strange!

I just had a really weird feeling come over me, like in Misfits when Nikki does her teleport/transportation thing, I didn't know if I was going to throw up or discover that I have a super power...Neither happened, how dissapointing.

I just slept for thirteen hours

I'm pretty sure that's the second longest amount of time that I've ever slept, the longest is that time when I was really sick and I went to bed at 6pm and got up at like 10am.

But the ridiculous thing is that I'm still really freaking tired and I can't tell if that's because of illness or being a teenager...Also I have a bruise on my leg that I'm pretty sure wasn't there yesterday.

I'm dying

I'm sick again. It sucks bollocks.

I was just thinking about how it only seems like I get sick during time that I'm at school and it makes sense really, when I'm on holidays, I rarely leave the house and therefore am not exposed to my germy school chums. Or maybe I just notice it less because I don't have to worry about deciding whether I'm ill enough to miss school and then how I will make up for the lost time...who knows, quite a conundrum.

I've injured myself

Or really a damn twig has injured me. How dare it, attacking me out of no where, unprovoked! The bastard.

It's really annoying me. It's just a little scratch thingy on my foot, but it's surprisingly deep and it's taking ages to heel. Although it did happen yesterday, it's annoying and painful, I want it gone.

Whenever I injure myself in anyway like this I always have a flash of an image in my mind of that guy, whoever he was, I can't remember his name, he was a dick though, on Torchwood Miracle Day, sticking a pen in Rex's chest wound. *shiver* aafsljghskd so icky.

Yep, so now I've put that image in my eight reader's minds. You're welcome.

God damn, it's bright

I have stomach flue or something horrible like that and it's really bright outside, what am I to do?

I've been treating myself with voodoo and other crockpot theories (see: aromatherapy and science). I sent my dad to go and buy me supplies, the list I gave him was as follows:

Zinc tablets
Limes
Theives essential oil
Ginger essential oil
Aspirin

He couldn't find either essential oils, so I guess I'll just go and wallow in my own illness.

I appear to be treating myself quite effectively without them though, I feel heaps better than I did this morning and I have yet to throw up. Woot.

I'd say the most effective things I did would be:

Drinking lots of red cordial. The flavour or something has stuff in it that kills bacteria (believe me, my mum's a doctor), which is both awesome and horrifying.
Started taking zinc and I also took iron, that seems to be helping.
Peppermint and spearmint oil in my aromatherapy diffuser
Taking aspirin. It's like all anti-inflammatory and such...you know how it is with anti-inflamitories.

I've been reading a lot of fanfiction and doing some studying, I'd say I'm set for my Business test, not so much Math...

I've also been writing fanfiction. I really like this anti-procrastination website, it's called Written? Kitten and you can set it to show you a kitten every time you write 100, 200, 500 or 1000 words. Totally works. I've written nearly 2000 words of fanficiton in two days, when it would normally take me a week.

I'm so irritable!

Ahhhh. I've been sick from school and I completely forgot that I have an Art essay due on Friday, and we were supposed to get our drafts back on Tuesday, but I wasn't there, so I'll get it tomorrow (Thursday) and freak out about it all night trying to get it done. Damn my weak immune system!

I'm so stressed out that I can't do anything, I have this knot in my stomach like something terrible is going to happen, but really I'm just going to get a disapproving look from my Art teacher and stay up past my bedtime finishing my assignment tomorrow night.

Rawr! I don't know what to do. There's nothing I can do to get the assignment quicker and nothing I can do to prepare for all the changes I'll likely have to make, so really all I can do is go on tumblr or watch Pan Am, but I can't handle the stress! I'm no good with stress, it makes me jittery and freaks me out.

AND! I've been reading Delirium by Lauren Oliver and it's so sad and angsty and made me cry, so I'm all irritable and teary now. It's so sad! You guys. Read it!
My friend told me the ending is really sad, so throughout the whole book I was contemplating who would die and why it would be sad. I was right in who I thought would die, but it was still just as heart breaking!

I'm gonna go watch more Pan Am now.
Collette is my favourite btdubs, I wish she had a bigger role, she's so lovely.

What is wrong with me?!

I keep getting sick and very slowly recovering, but just before I fully recover, I get sick again and the vicious cycle begins once more.

So I am writing about being sick a-freaking-gain, and I'm sure it's getting boring and I'm sure you all have better things to be reading, but I don't care, I'm sniffly and coughing and don't feel like doing things and I want to sleep, but I can't and there's nothing new on Tumblr. MY LIFE IS SO HARD.

This is me, always, all the time, while I'm sick (and other times too)

Now I'm off to send Avatar: The Last Airbender to England to this guy:

(my proper English cousin)
I hope he get's as obsessed with it as I am so we can talk about it.

Once again sick

Ahhhhh, I'm sick and it's horrible.

But it's okay because I borrowed Fringe from my friend, Meg! So I will be watching Fringe non-stop for the next twelve hours. Excited.

Also, I have fruit scones and my love for fruit scones is an undying passion that can not be swayed. So I will be eating scones for my next five or so meals as well.

And even better, I have drugs! So many drugs, all the drugs I could want. That would be legal drugs, of course. We're talking Codral and Panadol.

So I'm gonna go and continue coughing and spluttering around the house, feeling sorry for myself and such.

Apologies to my few readers for the lack of blogging. I might do some artsy stuff and if so I'll post it here.

I'm so sick, I'm hanging around in a Snuggy

Eating left over fried rice, feeling sorry for myself. This is the life.
I am comfortably warm, though.

faux nap

I am unable to nap during the day, this makes it very boring and seemingly time consuming when I am sick. I am sick right now and I got so bored of reading fanfic and not having the energy to do much school work that I decided I would try again at this whole napping thing.

So what I did was I closed my eyes, tried to relax and day dreamed. You know when you day dream and you sort of dream, but you are in complete control over whats going on in your head? Well I did that. I imagined I was an immortal witch and did all this awesome stuff. I levitated shit, I screwed with people, I talked to animals (walk with the animals, talk with the animals...yes?). It was very entertaining.

I stayed like that for about half an hour and when I got bored of my "dream" I opened my eyes and felt as if I had actually had a nap. But I still felt fairly shitty as I am still sick. I'm typing this with my head resting on the couch level with my keyboard and I keep making lots of mistakes, but less than I was expecting. Yay for me.

I recommend this faux nap to anyone who can't nap, but would like to waste thirty minutes of their day dreaming of things that can never be and thus becoming disappointed with this and faux napping some more.

I'm about to fall off the couch and into my puke bucket, so see ya laters.