If I was ever in one of those news videos where they interview bystanders after a suspicious murder

I would be that crazy person that's like "Well, obviously it's zombies." Completely serious, zombies are becoming a real problem. What's most scary is that all of the zombie attacks have been in America, and all in the same month.

Man eats other man's face
Body parts found strewn across a street
Man kills his roommate and eats his heart and brain
This link explains all of them around the world
CDC speaks out as "Walking Dead"-like incidents grow


So, in summary, we all need to get our zombie plans sorted. Go bags, weaponry, reinforce our homes.


And anyone notice that there aren't any lady zombies? Win for the ladies.