Breakfast in a cup = BIAC
It's nutrigrain (and there's milk in there somewhere...)
I like it.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
The breakfast of champions: BIAC
No one's done the dishes and we still have no bowls, so I've decided that I'm just going to eat everything out of cups.
Breakfast in a cup = BIAC
It's nutrigrain (and there's milk in there somewhere...)
I like it.
Breakfast in a cup = BIAC
It's nutrigrain (and there's milk in there somewhere...)
I like it.
Football is funny
Is it football still? I don't know, I'm not up to date on the sports... ummm...pretty sure it's football.
Rugby! It's something to do with that.
Anyway, the one with the really buff guys where they throw a ball at each other (the kind with laces) and tackle people.
one o' these
So! Watching football with my dad, I'm thinking about how weird this game is. It seems like the main point of the game is to tackle the other team and put your crotch in some guys face. Fun.
There was a lot of crotch-facing.
The guys legs are creepy, they look like they would be squishy if I poked them, but at the same time not...
The grass is freakishly green and has ads in the grass. It makes me actually want to try Telstra T-Box whatever that is...
I love how the crowd gets noticeably louder whenever someone gets tackled or trips.
I think if I knew what the hell was going on it would make the game less interesting. I quite like just watching over muscled men wail on each other and throw a ball around.
Is anyone actually listening to the commentator? Because what they're saying is really pointless and stupid.
"Urm, yes, it looks like they're playing nervously, Pete"
Absolute shite.
Rugby! It's something to do with that.
Anyway, the one with the really buff guys where they throw a ball at each other (the kind with laces) and tackle people.
one o' these
So! Watching football with my dad, I'm thinking about how weird this game is. It seems like the main point of the game is to tackle the other team and put your crotch in some guys face. Fun.
There was a lot of crotch-facing.
The guys legs are creepy, they look like they would be squishy if I poked them, but at the same time not...
The grass is freakishly green and has ads in the grass. It makes me actually want to try Telstra T-Box whatever that is...
I love how the crowd gets noticeably louder whenever someone gets tackled or trips.
I think if I knew what the hell was going on it would make the game less interesting. I quite like just watching over muscled men wail on each other and throw a ball around.
Is anyone actually listening to the commentator? Because what they're saying is really pointless and stupid.
"Urm, yes, it looks like they're playing nervously, Pete"
Absolute shite.
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Check out my sweet tats
It's Jesus riding a unicorn in front of a rainbow
Designed it myself, that's right bitches!
And this one is a spiderweb...I think
Yeah, thinkin' of getting 'em fo' realz for my 18th. You know it!
Drawn by my friend Sophie ;3
Damn ants comin' into my house, my territory
Yeah, I know ants, it was your territory first, but we live here now! You stay outside with the other critters!
Ants annoy me.
They come into my kitchen, walking all over my fruit and freakin' me out when I suddenly realise there's a giant line of little black things crawling up the wall. And I have to kill 'em...mainly because I don't know of any other way to get rid of ants and usually at the time I notice them they've pissed me off enough for me to kill 'em, it's just messy!
...I think ants don't like ginger or somethin'...it's probably not ginger...you definitely shouldn't use ginger to ward of ants...
Sometimes I wish I was an ant, just to see the world as something even huge-er (not a word) than how we see it, but then I think of all the times I've accidentally killed them...and all the times I've intensionally killed them. Damn ants! Get out of my house!
So, yeah, I just discovered a very large line of ants whilst trying (unsuccessfully) to blend various fruits into ice cream (my blender makes no sense! The blade thingy spins around but the mush of fruit and ice cream stays still! Raargh!) and as you can see I was getting quite peeved at the blender (mo-fo). So I see these ants and spray the crap out of them with RAID and now I feel bad. Damn you ants for making me feel bad.
Anyway! So I kinda made the ice cream/fruit...thing work. Pretty much just smashed it with a spoon until it was all a similar colour.
Delisciouso!
Banana and blueberry goodness.
Also, we're outa bowls, so instead of washing a bowl like a normal person, I put my ice cream in a glass.
Feels fancier.
Ants annoy me.
They come into my kitchen, walking all over my fruit and freakin' me out when I suddenly realise there's a giant line of little black things crawling up the wall. And I have to kill 'em...mainly because I don't know of any other way to get rid of ants and usually at the time I notice them they've pissed me off enough for me to kill 'em, it's just messy!
...I think ants don't like ginger or somethin'...it's probably not ginger...you definitely shouldn't use ginger to ward of ants...
Sometimes I wish I was an ant, just to see the world as something even huge-er (not a word) than how we see it, but then I think of all the times I've accidentally killed them...and all the times I've intensionally killed them. Damn ants! Get out of my house!
So, yeah, I just discovered a very large line of ants whilst trying (unsuccessfully) to blend various fruits into ice cream (my blender makes no sense! The blade thingy spins around but the mush of fruit and ice cream stays still! Raargh!) and as you can see I was getting quite peeved at the blender (mo-fo). So I see these ants and spray the crap out of them with RAID and now I feel bad. Damn you ants for making me feel bad.
Anyway! So I kinda made the ice cream/fruit...thing work. Pretty much just smashed it with a spoon until it was all a similar colour.
Delisciouso!
Banana and blueberry goodness.
Also, we're outa bowls, so instead of washing a bowl like a normal person, I put my ice cream in a glass.
Feels fancier.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Things I've learnt in my 15 years of life
1. Organic milk is no good
It goes off before even I have enough time to drink it-and I am one crazy milk drinking mo-fo.
2. Things shouldn't go near microwaves
So I've come to the conclusion that bread molds quicker near the microwave, fruit ripens quicker and potatoes often spontaneously combust once being placed in the microwave for several minutes.
3. Suspicious smelling custard should not be eaten
A lot of these are food related, aye?
Anyway! Pretty much anything that smells shifty should be avoided
4. Rape alarms do nothing, go for mace
So, did anyone else hear that thing about how if you're being attacked you should yell fire instead of rape? ...Interesting. Also, people are cowards.
5. If you don't have to get up for something, then don't
Examples! Reaching really far/rolling to get the remote, getting supplies (drinks, food, etc) and sitting in one place all day, staying in bed all day and getting people to "Fetch" things for you.
6. Strange noises are usually not an axe murderer/robber, calm down
This happens to me a lot, I think I'm just a paranoid kind of person...
7. No one cares, stop obsessing
I obsess too. Like, if someone says something to me on the street and I say something back I will think about what was said and if I sounded like a doof the whole way home.
8. Pressing random buttons on the Tv will eventually make it work
Also, learning how to use the TV without the remote is very important.
9. Picking a movie that has a funny title doesn't guarantee it's going to be funny
Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger, no one prepared me for that. Horrifying.
That's not really all of it, but I can't think of more...so stay tuned for part 2 in the not so near future?
Yep, let's go with that.
It goes off before even I have enough time to drink it-and I am one crazy milk drinking mo-fo.
2. Things shouldn't go near microwaves
So I've come to the conclusion that bread molds quicker near the microwave, fruit ripens quicker and potatoes often spontaneously combust once being placed in the microwave for several minutes.
3. Suspicious smelling custard should not be eaten
A lot of these are food related, aye?
Anyway! Pretty much anything that smells shifty should be avoided
4. Rape alarms do nothing, go for mace
So, did anyone else hear that thing about how if you're being attacked you should yell fire instead of rape? ...Interesting. Also, people are cowards.
5. If you don't have to get up for something, then don't
Examples! Reaching really far/rolling to get the remote, getting supplies (drinks, food, etc) and sitting in one place all day, staying in bed all day and getting people to "Fetch" things for you.
6. Strange noises are usually not an axe murderer/robber, calm down
This happens to me a lot, I think I'm just a paranoid kind of person...
7. No one cares, stop obsessing
I obsess too. Like, if someone says something to me on the street and I say something back I will think about what was said and if I sounded like a doof the whole way home.
8. Pressing random buttons on the Tv will eventually make it work
Also, learning how to use the TV without the remote is very important.
9. Picking a movie that has a funny title doesn't guarantee it's going to be funny
Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger, no one prepared me for that. Horrifying.
That's not really all of it, but I can't think of more...so stay tuned for part 2 in the not so near future?
Yep, let's go with that.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Why do I do such strange things right before I got to bed?
So I'm going to bed in like...two hours and I suddenly decided I wanted to try and curl my hair into rocker pigtails for funsies and to possibly wear to the movies tomorrow (gonna see Vampires Suck!)
I have no idea why I decided to do it now. I just wanted to, so I did. I make no sense.
I feel like Wonder Woman...except more like Spartan Woman as I'm wearing my house team spirit singlet thing and we are the St. Helena Spartans (school's lame)
So now I don't want to sleep and ruin it because it looks freakin sweet (I am so doing my hair like this tomorrow) and I'm just mad at myself for doing this to myself.
SPARTAN PRIDE, BITCHES!
I have no idea why I decided to do it now. I just wanted to, so I did. I make no sense.
I feel like Wonder Woman...except more like Spartan Woman as I'm wearing my house team spirit singlet thing and we are the St. Helena Spartans (school's lame)
So now I don't want to sleep and ruin it because it looks freakin sweet (I am so doing my hair like this tomorrow) and I'm just mad at myself for doing this to myself.
SPARTAN PRIDE, BITCHES!
Friday, September 10, 2010
What constitutes a biscuit?
Because I always thought it had to have some sort of biscuity part (then again, I always thought a "cheese product" had to contain cheese)
I went to my local(ish) foods from different countries plus fruit store (you know what I'm talking about) and they had "Macaroon's" (not the ones you're thinking of my American friend). I was, of course, excited, I love coconut and I love chocolate and from the pictures (which apparently aren't actual size) is what they appear to be.
It is ridiculously hard to find a picture of whatever the hell I'm talking about, so I took one myself and apparently my bathroom has the best lighting even though it's orange. I need someone to change the light bulbs in my room...
I love serving suggestion pictures. The serving suggestion of "Macaroon's" is two "biscuits", if you can call them that, and half a coconut. Delicious.
So, back to the biscuit portion of this post, it says "BISCUITS 200g Net" on the packet and so I went to the ingredients looking for flour or some sort of biscuity materials and found that it's main ingredient is actually wheat flour...but it really doesn't look like a biscuit of any sort...Now, I haven't actually opened them as I have no idea what to expect, so I don't actually know if it has any biscuityness to it.
Just opened it and yes, it does have a biscuit portion...I'm sort of glad and sort of not, it would be so delicious if it was just chocolate and coconut, but I don't think you can call that a food, and I think I would have just eaten heaps of the coconuty goodness and...died or something (a happy death)
So, now I know that I don't like "Macaroon's"
...See ya next time!
I went to my local(ish) foods from different countries plus fruit store (you know what I'm talking about) and they had "Macaroon's" (not the ones you're thinking of my American friend). I was, of course, excited, I love coconut and I love chocolate and from the pictures (which apparently aren't actual size) is what they appear to be.
It is ridiculously hard to find a picture of whatever the hell I'm talking about, so I took one myself and apparently my bathroom has the best lighting even though it's orange. I need someone to change the light bulbs in my room...
I love serving suggestion pictures. The serving suggestion of "Macaroon's" is two "biscuits", if you can call them that, and half a coconut. Delicious.
So, back to the biscuit portion of this post, it says "BISCUITS 200g Net" on the packet and so I went to the ingredients looking for flour or some sort of biscuity materials and found that it's main ingredient is actually wheat flour...but it really doesn't look like a biscuit of any sort...Now, I haven't actually opened them as I have no idea what to expect, so I don't actually know if it has any biscuityness to it.
Just opened it and yes, it does have a biscuit portion...I'm sort of glad and sort of not, it would be so delicious if it was just chocolate and coconut, but I don't think you can call that a food, and I think I would have just eaten heaps of the coconuty goodness and...died or something (a happy death)
So, now I know that I don't like "Macaroon's"
...See ya next time!
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