Red Dead Redemption, you make no sense

So, I'm just chillin' with my bro (brother) tonight and he's playing Read Dead Redemption (the one with the cowboys). Watching him play, I'm thinking about how wrong and effed up a lot of it is...

First off, why the hell can't John swim? This confuses me in many games, what is stopping them from learning to swim? And why do they just drown instantly? Shouldn't they have a few minutes of flailing around? Possibly getting themselves to the shore.

John says the weirdest freaking things, usually scary things and things that don't need to be said, and I quote "that makes me violently angry"

he talks to himself as well, always mumbling about his 'horsee' and killin' people.

He skins animals, literally cuts off their skin, it's gruesome and gross, but what's worse is that after he's skinned them (let's say it's a rabbit) there's just a completely skinless bloody rabbit in the middle of the wilderness. That's just creepy.

The horses he can buy don't exist and make no freakin' sense. A Kentucky saddler is not a breed, but I can understand their reasoning. Kentucky...Kentucky derby...fast horse. But I definintly don't understand why they think palomino should be the colour of a fast horse, how is it different from the rest?

I so don't get violent video games, I prefer Little Big Planet myself

One last thing, why does a top hat make him unrecognizable to the badies?! What the truck?

What would happen if I died right now?

I'm thinking about this because I just accidentally swallowed a chicken bone (how can there be bones in a kebab? I don't know) and I'm not sure if that's bad or not...

If it turns out that chicken bones are...poisonous or something, then I want these things to be done:
1. Someone call Chris and tell her I won't be at my horse riding lesson. My phone is connected to my speakers in my room and her number is under "Chris" (surprisingly) ...so someone do that
2. Feed my dog, my Dad won't remember
3. Give my vast range of Lush products to my best friend Kate.
4. Preserve my room with that starch spray stuff...I want it to be really creepy and weird
5. Give all of money to George Clooney so he'll come to my funeral
6. Take dna from...something that has my dna on it and make a clone of me, or if that's not possible upload my mind into a robot.
7. Do my art homework and hand it in so that Mrs. Hine thinks I'm haunting her, that would be hilarious

...pretty sure that's it...that's kinda sad, there are 7 things I want to be done if I die.

Well, I guess I'll see you guys later (unless chicken bones really are poisonous)

Lily Lolo is boss

Hello again.

So my skin is really sensitive and dry, the only liquid foundations I've found I can use without breaking out so far are Revlon colorstay and the...dermabreath or whatever it is one. I've tried Bare escentuals and it broke me out, pretty sure it was the bismuth oxychloride, and now I've got Lily Lolo and I LOVE it!



I got the Blondie foundation (loose mineral) and it matches really well to my skin tone, it's free from harsh chemicals and is so perfect for my skin! It's so awesome that it actually makes my skin better, if I have any break outs from anything, it will cover them and when I take it off at night they'll be smaller. Good Lord, I love this stuff.

The coverage is great, it's pretty much light to full because you can just put a very small amount on or build it up to full, and it doesn't take much to get to full coverage. It looks really natural too, like your skin is actually perfect.

I've ordered some of the concealers (Blondie cover up, Peepo and Nude cover up) and I can't wait for them to get here!

The shipping is amazing, it's $7.80 and it took about a week and a half to get from the UK to Australia, awesome.

Incase you didn't notice, I love it and you should go buy some.

When people piss me off I hit them with my big blue suitcase

Disclaimer: The heading has nothing to do with the post

I went shopping today! (again) but don't worry, I didn't go too crazy. I bought three things...except two of them were of the pricier variety.

I got the MAC 182 buffer brush.



I freakin' love it! It's all soft and lovely. I use it for my mineral makeup (Lily Lolo...I'll do a review of that next because I REALLY love that) and it makes it look flippin' amazing.

Lovin' that, as you can see.

I also got the Lancome Effacernes concealer (I don't know how to pronounce that...it's all french) for my under eye circles.



I'm not sure about this one yet, I have really sensitive skin and I get milia under my eyes, so I'll have to give it a few days. But! what I like so far is that it has a nice coverage, not full coverage, but still makes my eyes look awake and natural. The colour matches my skin really well and I like the consistency, not too thick, but not liquidy like MAC select moisturecover. Also! I like the squeeze bottle tube thing, very hygienic.

So I s'pose I'll do a review on the stuff I got for my birthday then...

Several MAC paint pots:
Painterly, Groundwork and Constructivist



Love 'em all. Painterly is a great base for powder e/s and Groundwork and Constructivist go really well together, I like to put Groundwork all over the lid and in the crease and Constructivist in the outer corner, I also like to use constructivist as a liner for top and bottom lash lines and to smudge them out.

MAC Mineralize Skinfinish Natural



I quite like this, it's a pretty good setting powder, I use it over my mineral and liquid foundations or tinted moisturizer, and sometimes I use it on it's own for just a little bit of coverage or to set my concealer. AND! doesn't break out my sensitive skin! I used to use it with a powder brush, but now I use it with my 182 buffer brush and it looks awesome.

Benefit Creaseless Cream e/s in Get Figgy



This colour is so great! I wanted to get Strut as well, but they didn't have it, I thought I would use Strut and Get Figgy together, but now I'm not sure. Get Figgy is darker and more pigmented than I expected...I like it on it's own or with a highlight colour on the very inner corner.

Benefit Dandelion blush



Ahh! So cute! It looks really pretty on my freakishly pale skin (I may me exaggerating a tiny bit on the paleness of my skin) It's sparkly too! It's supposed to be an all over face powder and I think it looks good with a very light dusting down the nose and on the forehead, gimme a little colour.

Wow, that seemed like a lot more typing than what it is...now onto the Lily Lolo review! (I'm so freakin' energetic this evening, probably all that tea)

So it's my birthday today!

I don't know if you knew...(if you did then I dub you a stalker and/or creepy)

I didn't go to school! Instead I went shopping with my brother and mother. I bought so much shit!

I got a big obnoxious blue vintage suitcase, not so perfect for travelling!
I also got a hat box, which is now my makeup bag

AND, at the same place, I got a glass for all my beers. We have named it my "number 1 beers glass"
There's a fork in it because that's how I stir my drink (lime cordial)


I found several of these inside the suitcase...I didn't know what to do with them so I threw them out...was that the right decision?

ALSO! I'm so excited about this. I got two pairs of fancy jeans. Some black Lee jeans and...wait for it...SUPERFINE's!! I freakin' love them. So comfy, so stylin'. LOVE THEM!

Oh, I got some makeup aswell, but I'll do a review on that stuff...at somepoint.

Love you guys! (I'm very happy right now)


My new favourite saying for today is "I don't care, it's my birthday!"

Stalking people in restaurants

Oh. Ma. Gaawd, you guys, just got back from dinner (at kabuki!) and you'll never guess who I saw! There was this guy there who looked so freakin' similar to Sasha Beloff on Make it or Break it! I love that show! I was so excited, he looked exactly like him!

I took pictures of him like the creepy stalker I am.

Here's a picture of him and Sasha (Neil Jackson) for comparison.

Sasha


Guy who's name I don't know

close up on crappy iphone camera


with FIRE!
Look at fake Sasha freaking out about the fire, he's so awesome.


I love Sasha, he's like my favourite character, he's so fierce!

Anywho, so that pretty much made my day and/or week (my life is very exciting as you can see)

I wanted to ask him to take a picture with me, but i was too freaked out, he looks like Sasha freaking Beloff, guys, come on!

My mind has been thoroughly blown

I know it's old and probably everyone has seen it, but I was just shown it by my brother (http://patrickselfvisuals.blogspot.com/) and I swear to God, I nearly cried. My mind was so baffled by the tree thing (He defies gravity!), maybe I'm just...being a woman, all emotional and such...or maybe it's because it's the BEST AD EVER!


I wish I could defy gravity.


P.S. I freakin' love that song!

I hope my husband is this cool

Or if not I can use my super amazing womanly manipulative powers...



I will marry anyone who is willing to do this or something similar.

I think I just had the scariest dream of my life

And it's a little sad because I've seen freaking movies that were scarier than this dream, but seriously my heart was beating so freaking fast and hard, I .Thought. I. Was. Going. To. Die. Fo' reals, guys. I could hear it in my ears and freakin' feel it, like it was going to literally jump out of my chest.

I guess I'll tell you about it, since it's shown me that my heart can actually beat that fast and I'm pretty sure most of the blood in my brain went to my heart because now I have a migraine...great.

It was pretty ridiculous.

So, James (Yeah...that's right, from flippin' Twilight) broke into my house and tried to kill me. And Eddie was there too, why didn't he save me!? What is wrong with you Eddie?!

Anyway, I didn't die (somehow) and when I woke up I was thoroughly freaked out. Again, thought. I. Was. Going. To. DIE.

I think there must be something wrong with me, I've been having a lot of really freaky dreams lately...hmmm...

Talking with a fake accent

Sometimes when people ask me a stupid question I answer them with a fake accent.


Proud to be an Aussie (sort of)

I'm quite fond of the Stereotypical Australian, Scary Gangsta and of course, the English Guy. It seems like all of my accents are men's accents...maybe men are just funnier to imitate.

Let me give you some pointers for maximum hilarity

Stereotypical Australian
This one is especially hilarious to Australians, we're talking knee-slapping-funny here. I have slapped my fair share of knees at this accent.
1. Slur your words a bit
2. Talk somewhat faster than usual
3. You have to have a sort of...bite to your words, when you say "G'day mate!" the "mate" part should be faster than the rest and louder.
4. Paint your whole face with Zink.
5.Apostrophes man, use apostrophes and your golden (Use words like "Golden").
6. Use bad grammar. And talk as if you were several people. eg. "Chuck us 'nother shrimp on the barbie" ...mate.

Scary Gangsta Goes without saying, really.
1. Deeper voice
2. Say "bro" a lot
3. Slang

English Guy
1. Make less sense "a spot of tea" (what constitutes a "spot"?)
2. Talk about scones.
3. Call people "Love"
4. Creepy smile and click your tongue, don't know...that just seems...british.

Anywho! I'm tired (Gonna go hit the ol' dusty trail) You see what I did there? Yeah? Yeah?