I'm not really sure what this is. They're kind of like zombies, but they're an old married couple...and also zombies.

I would be much more inclined to watch football if there were sound effects

They could have a sword slash when they throw the ball to each other and an explosion when everyone dog piles on whoever has the ball (I have no idea how to play football).

I would be way more interested in it. Now, I'm just watching for when they grab each others crotches and any particularly good dog piles. Also getting excited when the crowd "goes wild".

What is going on?

I had the most ridiculously hilarious night.

Me and Pa went to Benihana for a little father-daughter bonding and boy did we have fun.

So first off, our chef, Jejean, was so humorous. He kept making innuendoes regarding chicken breasts and catching things in your mouth, he was quite the laugh.

Every time he added butter to something he would say "Jenny Craig!"

There was so much food, you guys, my god, so much food. We couldn't eat it all, it just wasn't physically possible. We got them to pack it up for my breakfast and my dog's dinner. I am very much so looking forward to breakfast.

Then! We go to get a cab outside and there are two free limos. So my Pa's like "Wanna get a limo?" and I'm like "OKAY!" And so we got the limo and my Pa got Diver man to stop at the bottle shop too.

Driver man turned on the radio to some rave music and then Paramore came on and he changed the station to rock music. Nice choice, Driver man, nice choice. I'm pretty sure there were mints as well.

As my friends, Maddy, would say, that's insane. (it's better if you can hear her voice)

Drawings!

Haaagnh!

That is the noise I make when there is a large spider in my bathroom and my hand needs to go close to it.

Why do spiders keep surrounding me?! I'd let you live in my bathroom if you weren't so creepy and motionless all the time! Geez, guys, how about you just get less furry and leggy? Then maybe we'll talk.


Another spider decided my bathroom was a nice place to live. It was probably the size of my palm and all brown and stripy and somewhat hairy. It was sitting next to my toilet...right when I really had to pee. You bastard spider, you. But, alas, I still would like to keep my rein as Spider Queen, so I didn't kill it. I feel like he didn't appreciate how uncomfortable catching him made me.

I got a takeout container and a magazine and approached him, I had my container poised ready to trap him, nope, container was too small and see-through, freaks me out too much.
The next attempt was an opaque red ice-cream container, that was better (I couldn't find anything bigger), but my hand was still dangerously close to the spider. It took me a good twenty minutes to get the courage to place the container over him, little did I know, that was the easy bit.
I, eventually, got my magazine under the container, I thought it was going pretty well, now just to lift the container and magazine at the same time off the side of the wall, like vertically. I never realised that the majority of spiders I had freed were conveniently on the floor or ceiling.
That probably took me another twenty minutes. Freaking magazines and their bending ways.

Anywho, the spider is outside (along with the container and magazine which I pretty much just threw into my garden - screw it, I'll get it when the sun comes up) and hopefully still has all it's legs and hopefully won't come and visit me again, unless it's to tell me that my spider army is ready and we can take over Australia now (running the whole world is too hard, I'd rather just have Australia - I like our accents).

So wish me luck on my future spider freeing adventures.

So what'd you do today?

Oh you know, I ate stuff...watched a lot of Doctor Who (Season 5 btdubs), watched The Office, watched Supernatural, realised that I've wasted my day doing absolutely nothing productive. Although we did get our new couch today, which we ordered freaking ages ago, but I didn't have anything to do with that...so, yep, did nothing today except caught up on some much needed tv watching and ate things.


I'm lovin' Supernatural, but I have no idea why I actually like it. It freaks me out and makes me more paranoid than usual, I don't understand how they've roped me into needing to watch it. Those clever bastards. When I'm watching it, if something gruesome could happen, I'm expecting it to cut off before it happens, but it doesn't! Every freaking time. And always with the things in people's eyes! Gah! That's my least favourite place to see someone be stabbed/burnt/butter knifed (different to stabbed). Why do they do this to me?!

Just thought I'd rant about how I love Supernatural, but it also scares me.

What did I learn between January and March 2011?

1. Japan is freaking awesome

2. I'm not as good at speaking Japanese as I thought I was, but I'm better at comprehending than I thought

3. Stuff isn't as cheap in Japan as people say

4. People care about appearance too much

5. All apple products are amazing

6. Lush makes me happy

7. Coconut contains saturated fats

8. My orthodontist is a perfectionist and this worries me

9. The cups in my cupboard that I thought were plastic are actually glass

10. My horse has been fed more than usual because he needs to gain weight and that's why he's so energetic lately

11. Year 11 is harder than year 10

12. All the bookstores near me are going bankrupt. iPad rules all.

13. Cutting stencils is really frustrating and hard

14. I love Supernatural, but I have no idea why

15. Sewing machines break easily

16. And I no longer know who my favourite Doctor is. I love David Tennant, I still do, but Matt Smith is awesome too.

Both are good

I like both these facial expressions, and it's always really awesome when he gets angry about humans doing stupid things.