My body is well clocked. It takes a fair amount of time to convince my body to not wake up at 7:00 AM every morning, even if I stayed up all night, it still insists on getting up at 7:00. Here is what I do when I wake up earlier than the host of a sleepover.
- Write things that never happened/never will happen on the other person's calendar and see if they notice (this could take a while)
- If their calendar has photos on it, draw on those photos. I like to give each person in the photo a persona. This also works on animals.
- Go to the bathroom
- Get a glass of water
- Go to the bathroom again.
- Lie in bed and let your mind wander
- Read fanfiction on their computer
- Blog on their computer (I am not doing that right now)
- Play any games they have on their computer
- Wander around the house
- Hang out with any siblings
- Hang out with their mum! There is a high chance you will score some brownie points and possible brownies from this
- Rearrange the posters on their wall and see if they notice
- Think about what you're going to do the next day
- Think about time travel and how if someone were to travel back in time to your childhood and screwed something up, your whole future and present would change
- Then think about how the could have already happened, but you wouldn't know it
- Then think about how it wouldn't have changed because it was supposed to happen, so therefore it isn't different to what your life is like now because it would have already happened because the future, past and present are all happening at the same time.
- Keep going on this thought path until you explode with how incomprehensible and confusing time travel is
- Read this blog and explode
- Imagine you have super powers
- Run somewhere, like full on sprint down the street and back
- Contemplate how people can be Team Jacob, when it doesn't make any sense. It's like a rigged game, everyone knows who's going to win, it's like betting on the horse than can't walk. If you hate Edward so much, why don't you read another freakin' book?
- Take pictures from strange perspectives on your phone
- Sit outside and stare at the sky.
- If it's raining imagine the sky and imagine clouds that look like things.
That's all I've got, see you guys next time!
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